June 2012
0 posts
4 tags
9 tags
May 2012
3 tags
4 tags
2 tags
Had a girl date/tumblr meetup tonight. Bunches of...
zefcherie and myself had a lovely night checking out Portland.
Also, I almost killed us by thinking a street was one way (it wasn’t) and drove in the wrong lane.
1 tag
1 tag
I’ve had a hard time seeing my own beauty lately.
When I was biking earlier today a guy passed me...
tehjeff:
But I noticed that he had a bee on his butt.
So I screamed, “BEE ON BUTT!”
He didn’t hear me.
I hope he’s okay.
This just made me laugh for five minutes.
This is something I would yell too when in that situation.
headache
There has been some freaky shit going on in this...
1 tag
theenergyturtle:
theenergyturtle:
Me and Andrew having fun on Google Translate
Reblogging because I rewatched it and couldn’t stop laughing.
Why are y’all so cute and funny?
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
My boss and I started watching The Bachelorette...
But now I’m just actually really into it.
4 tags
I love the troops. Because if they weren’t the troops, I would be the...
– Mike Birbiglia
5 tags
3 tags
unlubricated-anal-sex:
people who believe the whole “if a key opens a lot of locks it’s a good key, but if a lock opens to a lot of keys it’s a bad lock!!!” shit about sex
if my vagina is a lock, your dick sure as hell isn’t the key because when you buy a lock, the key usually comes with it you fuckheads as in i have the fucking key to my own vagina, not you and no im not letting you in...
3 tags
3 tags
1 tag
2 tags
Infinite Jest. Anyone read it all the way...
3 tags
3 tags
body hair is not unfeminine
endor:
<Insert Bright Eyes quote>
Bad date.
Cried all the way home.
6 tags
jpartridgeiii asked: Do you watch Mad Men?
Anonymous asked: skype?